Some play the role of Moral Guardian, and try to prevent kids from reading National Geographic magazines, books about how babies are made or books about the LGBT Community. Beware, as she confiscates contraband snacks or electronic games. She can hear a kid opening of a bag of Doritos from 100 feet away. The Scary Librarian can move like a cat, without making noise, and can appear from nowhere if you're up to trouble. If you make them mad, don't expect any help with your research paper. Students dread asking questions, as if she thinks you've asked a stupid question, she'll give you snark and attitude. She doesn't tolerate students napping in the study carrels. She is obsessed with all the books being in perfect order and alignment. They'll shush you at the slightest noise, and occasionally will start screaming at non-compliant patrons. The Scary Librarian will freak out if you talk in the library, fail to return a book on time, or, God forbid, spill something on it or damage the binding. However, these kids will soon fall victim to.the Scary Librarian. Unsuspecting students will enter the library, hoping to talk to friends, goof off instead of working, sneak snacks or drinks in, and (possibly) study a little bit or even get a book.
